llnz: what if in between every class period instead of a bell it was one of the hannah montana transitions like “oh oh yeah oh oh ooh wooahhh” and on the way to lunch its like “yeah YEAH” and to chemistry its “oh oh woah oh woah woah” HAH
bloner: things that should be allowed to be used in essays: i shit you not you feel me no but get this i’m just sayin let me explain you a thing and yeah
sometimes im like ? but most times im like ?????????
drarna: side effects of heelys may include: too many bitches, an overdose of swag, blow jobs in ur free time, and in some cases.. death (by handjob)
nakedvibe: a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
shialebuffalo: liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret
katherlne: the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no
Me: Extra fries
nickelbackthatassup: haha sorry to show up to your house unannounced but uhm haha you unfollowed me?? haha im sure it was a mistake, may I come in?
gossipquirrell: you know how sometimes apples are just ok but then you bite into a really fresh juicy one and you’re like YOOOOOOOOO
piercelopez: there are two types of crushes: 1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better” 2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me there is no in between
macarena-of-time: i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly JAJ
this is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh
darbesaurus: tinychatter: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve been told